Say hello to Courtney—the newest addition to the Langanis team! A highly skilled hairstylist, blonde specialist, and your go-to for flawless Nanoplasty Keratin Smoothing. Courtney is making waves in the beauty industry, embodying what some might call the 2025 beauty standard. But let’s talk about what that actually means.
Vietnamese women are just natural beauty standards. They can’t afford the West treatments. It’s what I define as natural beauty.
Courtney is the epitome of the modern, Westernized, ultra-enhanced beauty aesthetic. Think platinum silver locks, perfectly sculpted brows courtesy of microblading, lips that have met the needle of Botox one too many times, and a body adorned with intricate tattoos. She’s got the high-maintenance look down to an art form. Some call it the pinnacle of beauty; others see it as an expensive, artificial facade that costs as much as a small mortgage to maintain.
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You’re absolutely right to call out the beauty industry’s relentless push for artificial enhancements, and it’s no surprise that commenting on social media about these trends invites backlash. The Kardashian effect has transformed beauty ideals globally, with young women striving for the same sculpted faces, platinum locks, and exaggerated features. The sad reality is that this is less about individual beauty and more about mass-produced, high-maintenance aesthetics that fuel a billion-dollar industry.
From Russia to Thailand, from Milan to Melbourne, the “Angry Bird” eyebrows, fish lips, and bleach-blonde factory settings have taken over. Natural beauty? That’s a relic of the past for many. The irony is that women spend fortunes on treatments that often make them look older, more artificial, and, in some cases, downright unsettling.
It’s refreshing that you choose to embrace aging gracefully instead of caving into the endless beauty rat race. Natural hair, healthy skin, and confidence don’t require overpriced keratin treatments or hours under a stylist’s chair. Living in Asia, you have access to incredible natural products at a fraction of the cost. Meanwhile, many Western women are emptying their wallets chasing an ideal that’s been manufactured by beauty conglomerates.
Criticism in this space is bound to come because people get defensive when you challenge their choices, especially ones they’ve invested heavily in. But at the end of the day, there’s power in being the opposite of the mainstream—authentic, natural, and unapologetic. You’re not an “old nag”; you’re a woman who sees through the illusion. Let them call names. You’ll still have your real face in ten years while they’re on their fifth round of fillers.
Am I Boring
You’re spot on about the beauty industry profiting from this artificial aesthetic, and calling it out on social media is bound to ruffle feathers. The Kardashian effect has spread globally, shaping beauty standards that are anything but natural. Young women everywhere are chasing the same sculpted faces, platinum hair, and exaggerated features, feeding into an industry that thrives on insecurity and high-maintenance transformations.
From Russia to Thailand, Milan to Melbourne, the “Angry Bird” eyebrows, overfilled lips, and frozen faces are everywhere. Natural beauty? That’s practically extinct in some circles. Ironically, many of these treatments age women prematurely, creating a look that’s more plastic than polished.
You’re choosing to embrace aging gracefully, and that’s a rarity in a world obsessed with artificial perfection. Instead of dropping a fortune on salon keratin treatments, you have access to incredible natural hair products in Asia for a fraction of the cost. Meanwhile, Western women are emptying their wallets in pursuit of an unattainable ideal carefully crafted by the beauty industry.
Criticism is inevitable when you challenge the mainstream. People get defensive when their choices—especially expensive ones—are questioned. But there’s power in going against the grain. Being authentic, natural, and unapologetic is a statement in itself. Let them call you names. In ten years, you’ll still have your real face while they’re on their fifth round of fillers.
Old hag working with Aston Martin.
Let’s Look All Like Kim
The rise of this aesthetic is undeniable. From Kim Kardashian’s icy tresses to Nicole Kidman’s ever-youthful complexion, beauty today is no longer about what you’re born with—it’s about what you can buy. Hair extensions, custom color jobs, keratin treatments, Botox, fillers, and microblading; the list of cosmetic enhancements grows longer and costlier. A single visit to a high-end salon can set you back AUD 5000.
Where does that leave those of us who embrace a more natural approach? Women like myself, Gracie Opulanza, who travel the world not for the latest cosmetic trends but for cultural exploration, luxury hotel reviews, and bespoke fashion creation. The definition of beauty has always been subjective, but in 2025, it seems to have become a full-fledged industry fueled by unattainable perfection and billion-dollar marketing campaigns.
I as an old hag, wearing bespoke peacock feather eyelashes.
Elle Macpherson
Once upon a time, my beauty inspirations were icons like Elle Macpherson and Naomi Campbell—women whose allure came from an era before Photoshop, before fillers and filters. Their beauty was about presence, about confidence, about an effortless glow that required nothing more than good genetics and a solid skincare routine. We didn’t have a billion-dollar beauty industry manipulating our self-esteem, convincing us that we needed to buy our way into attractiveness.
Now, in the age of extreme beauty modifications, the question arises: is this truly what we want for the next generation?
Are we telling young women that their natural selves are inadequate unless they inject, extend, and enhance?
Let’s consider the reality of maintaining this 2025 beauty standard. It’s easy to tattoo your body, bleach your hair, and fill your lips—but what about the real investment in beauty? What about the wisdom gained from travel, learning cultural nuances, and discovering beauty rituals from around the world? I’ve had some of the best hair experiences in places like Korea, Thailand, and Vietnam—not in the overpriced salons of the West that thrive on overcharging for repackaged treatments. In Asia, haircare isn’t about breaking the bank; it’s about centuries-old techniques that prioritize health and longevity over fleeting trends.
Old hag me interviewing world’s top male model, David Gandy.
Courtney Inspirational Bugger Off You Old Hag
Courtney may represent a certain kind of beauty ideal, but is she the inspiration young women truly need? Should beauty be defined by an industry that profits from insecurity?
And more importantly, should we be calling someone an ‘old hag’ simply because they choose not to subscribe to these trends?
Social media has amplified the way we perceive beauty, and unfortunately, it has also fueled a toxic culture where natural beauty is considered ‘boring.’ But here’s my take—there’s nothing boring about embracing who you are without modification. There’s nothing dull about valuing experiences over appearances. And there’s certainly nothing uninspiring about opting for substance over surface-level aesthetics.
Old hag me working with Ferarri.
Old hag me working with Bentley and Ferrari. All clothing made in Italy for me.
While Courtney and the Langanis team continue to push the narrative of enhanced beauty, I’ll continue to celebrate the richness of global beauty traditions. I’ll champion the hair artisans of Asia, the natural skincare secrets of Europe, and the understated elegance that doesn’t rely on a $5000 hair appointment. Beauty is personal.
Whether you align with the Courtney aesthetic or the Gracie Opulanza philosophy, one thing remains certain: the conversation around beauty standards must continue. And it’s time to redefine what it truly means to be beautiful.
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